I come from the planet Yelyak in the Northern Clarorxar district.
I am the way I am because you is the way you is. (and my dad fell on me as a baby so yunno.)
Because I have peeitus. I am extremely contagious, so expect to see symptoms such as peeing a lot more in the next few weeks.
I AM A ROBOT. I SHALL DESTROY YOU AND EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD.